Wednesday, August 17, 2011

How to Eat A Flower

Step 1: Make sure that Momma is distracted. [NOTE: If you do not complete the first step, give it up. There will be no flower eating happening for you today.]

Step 2: Identify the flowers.


Step 3: Pick the exact flower that you want to dine on. Make sure that it looks nice and yummy.


Step 4: Quickly shove flower in mouth.


Step 5: Let the taste of the flower sit in your mouth; let it linger on your taste buds. Savor the moment.


Step 6: Realize that in no way does a flower taste even remotely delicious. Spit that sucker out.


Step 7: Forget the flower. Move onto the next menu item: Dirt.

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